Long as I can see the light

Plagiarised from Folkie's blip.

I needed a bit of light this evening. I thought it was going to be a straightforward, lazy evening. It wasn't.

I failed some simplistic tickbox, online safeguarding training four times. There were only ten questions, with a pass mark of 100%. I knew that they had one of the answers wrong so it was trial and error to find out which one. (Not saying I'm an expert or anything but I used to teach safeguarding to Oxfordshire taxi drivers in the wake of Operation Bullfinch, ffs.) I got 100% at the fifth attempt. 

Then unexpectedly I had some real-life safeguarding to deal with.