Waffly good!

That bargain aisle in the business model for Aldi / Lidless is my undoing.

A week's basic groceries came to £30, but a super new toastie/ waffle maker with interchangeable plates cost £20.
I suspect that all the groceries are simply loss leaders to entice shoppers to linger in those aisles of impulse purchases!

Mind you, the waffle was rather good with strawberry jam and dollops of sour cream. It was that - or continue tackling the very difficult gospel. "Make yourself friends by means of dishonest wealth." What???? My sermon, pick your strange bedfellows with care to achieve a mission of strong relationships.