Matters of Great Import

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

I had an early morning meeting with Ellie today. We were talking about plans for an upcoming technical architecture meeting when she suddenly STOPPED me in my tracks - 

"SYMON!" she said. 

"Yes?" I asked.

"I need to break off there," she said.

"Do you have another meeting?" I replied.

"NO! I just had COFFEE!" she explained. 

I still didn't get it. 

"SYMON!" she repeated.

I blinked.

"I NEED TO POO!" she emphasised.

And this brought our Very Important Meeting to an abrupt end.

S.