Wake me up before you

Don't get too attached. 

I killed him. 

By Accident.   

We spotted him while we sat with Coffee outside, and we looked in awe at his journey around the apple... but I knew what would be coming when Himself spotted it. 

Snails are the bain of the gardener's life. They leave that yeuk all over everything, or they eat everything. Nasty. 

So to save him from the inevitable, I picked the apple up and threw him into the undergrowth, for a chance for a longer life. 

Sadly, my chucking was so excellent, I smacked the apple with Snail off another apple, which fell off, and both fell onto the top of the snail. 

End of.