Bare Affronted

I mean what can I say?

There was I, stark naked changing into my swimming shorts behind a banking on a deserted part of the local beach when I looked up to see two German ladies looking down at me from the aforementioned banking!

"Guten abend!" said the ladies!

"Ehhhhhhh....... hiya!" said I trying to hide my modesty!

The noise in the background was Mrs B rolling about hysterically on her sunbed trying not to pee herself laughing!

And she's still laughing yet!