Meshy

It wasn't so long ago that the sun would set on the left hand-side of this mosque. I really should know why that is, but I don't.

Other things I should know but don't:

1.How to appear in a pleasant mood even when I'm not.
2.How to pretend to like someone when I quite clearly don't.
3.How to ship stuff to Egypt without people tying to con me on arrival.
4.How to get rid of the autorun.inf virus which is destroying my files.
5.How to win Texas Hold 'Em like I used to.
6.How to beat the third boss on Madworld.
7.How to stop time.

any many many more...