Sage

This warrior was extraordinary, I asked for a photo, and got a 10 minute monologue which was a synthases of all the most extreme Glastonbury conspiracy theories - he started by telling me to strap in, because the coming weeks would be intense - empty you bank of all money, and gather 40 days supply of food. Did I know that Bill gates father was Hitler’s bodyguard and they made the gas for he chambers. The Aryan brotherhood that run the world, and their extraterrestrial masters are collapsing - a confederation going back to the black pope and before. The water has been spiked, as are the vaccinations, and the vaccinated are shedding up to 50 litres a day. Steer clear of 3G, 4G and 5G, but 2G is OK (which is good, as he had a phone in his hand) Trump is a good guy - it’s the media that paints him in a bad way. But fear not, this guy has his feather duster and his 500 megahertz headphones, and intends to clean up the energy on the Tor in preparation for the celestial beings who are coming shortly…