GILES DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

I've never been much of a fan of collaborative eating. Unless there's enough food on the table for the number of diners plus two, I get panicky that some other so-and-so is going to nick some tasty morsel I've earmarked for personal consumption. So I'm a fan of plates.

Also, why is there no question mark on the final sentence of the label?

This is a potential entry on the theme of "tear".