Parental responsibilities.......

....OMG, I'm in sole (sorry!) charge of the boy-in-the-attics' fish tank until Tuesday (he's buggering easyjetting off to the South of France on a 'jaunt' but he's left instructions for dealing with any 'floaters' and a handy little net that I hope I don't have to use), I've also got to search for a copy of the book the firstborn illustrated a few years back (she's 'misplaced' her copy and she's got a job interview on Thursday and needs it for her portfolio....it'll be 'somewhere safe' and inaccessible no doubt).......I've bought myself a bottle.....because that's what bad mothers do......