‘Ee, look at the mountains!’

‘I thought you said you were “hillsed out”!’ I hear you cry.

It’s ok: these are mountains, not hills. And I’m not here to climb them.

But where are we? We’re in Chamonix-Mont-Blanc. This is the view if you lean out the Juliet balcony and ignore the little bus station below.


PS If you didn’t read the title in a Mackem accent – a proper townie one – you need to go back and read it again.