When you just want …

To be zen whilst holding your one armed Grinch and the wayward kitten comes to hassle you .
The kitten ( who is not actually a kitten anymore but only answers to KITTEN shouted loudly ) is an absolute PEST , she’s constantly up to something or annoying another cat or one of the dogs . Also the kitten has a trick of opening our shutter blinds at 6.30am on the dot every morning…. It so happens that I wake up naturally about 6am but I lie there just resting and waiting for that bloody cat to trample over my body to get to the window sill .