Happy Star Wars Day

Today, (May the 4th be with you) is the day of Yoda's Adventures. He began with a visit to the farm where he was attacked by a Rooster from the Dark Side. This noble Jedi soon saw him off with his trusty lightsaber. Russell the pig took too much of an interest in this eccentric hermit but Yoda challenged him..."Fear is the path to the Dark Side.".......
Yoda then travelled across the land to sample the delights of bike and horseback riding. "Do or do not....there is no try!"
At the race course refreshments were called upon to suppress the hunger. Chicken salad and a giant profiterole.
As Grand Master of the Jedi council for over 800 years, Yoda has really earned his amaretto cafe. Matter,the size of your lightsaber does not. How you use it does!

When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not!
Good night Jedi Warrior...The wisdom of the Universe is all around you.