Successes and Failures

Success - everyone was alive when we woke up.
Failure - we couldn't open any of the house doors to get out as someone had locked them all last night, hidden the keys and forgotten where they were!
Success - We managed to get her out of the house eventually to go to the garden center. She has not been out for about 3 months
Failure - We tried to open a window but found these were all locked and the keys lost somewhere.
Success - we bought some food for sandwiches for lunch as all the food in the house was mouldy but then the oven mysteriously seemed to be turned on and nobody admitted to anything.
Success - we had a cornetto ice cream from the freezer but when I asked what date was on them I was told it was 1993 but they tasted OK
Failure - the day is not finished yet and we need to still have dinner plus I have no wine.
It's been a day of bizarre conversations