Its Grim Up North

Visited Grangemouth town centre. Grim indeed. Dozens of abandoned empty shops. Even the Weatherspoons has ceased trading! Yet amidst this dystopian wasteland there is a great butchers, a fish shop and a cracking wee fruit and veg shop. I went into the fruit and veg shop to purchase a huge cauliflower and a punnet of greengages. Then discovered I had no cash. The guy popped them in a bag and gave them to me. "Just take them" 

What a star!

Was it my imagination or did Truss gave the same answer to all of the questions put to her at her press conference. I give her a week.