Short break

We are staying at this rather old place for a few days. We relaxed in our room after a long drive - the TV had a comedy show on. Here's one: "An arsonist is still an arsonist, even if they run into a burning building with a bucket of water." Unfortunately it was Prime Minister's questions (the PM didn't turn up until after the questions).
I think, when Jeremy Hunt was doing his best to ruin the NHS, they slightly tweaked his surname, but I can't remember what they called him.