ABB

Because there seems to be a lack of honest/reliable candidates, Hugo has decided to throw his name into the ring for the chance to be the next Prime Minister.
He promises to:
Abolish all taxes
Equalise everyone’s pay to £150K per annum
Get rid of all illnesses and diseases
Put an end to climate change
Give all families an extra ten thousand pounds for Christmas
Provide free vet care for all animals
A complete pardon for all dogs that steal
And all within 43 days
He gets my vote!
Have a great weekend.