NOT Saturday !!

It was my turn to read at Church today.
Now I can talk for England but standing up there is a different matter.
I only read two pieces but in my haste I continued on and read the Gospel !
What a prat !!! 
I hadn't realised until someone asked if I was after the Vicars  job !! 
Since Covid I only go to read.
I need to make regular appearances and with any luck I'll get it right.
The Vicar didn't mind !