Beer Eats Whisky

I suppose it is less sensational than 'Man Bites Dog'. At least they haven't called it Scotch Whisky. Two of the three things listed are subject to the Scottish Government's Minimum Unit Pricing (MUP) on alcohol - measures which "... were justified on the grounds of the protection of the life and health of humans." In that case, perhaps they should also apply MUP to the 'Eats'. Especially Scotch Pies, Scotch Eggs, Scotch Pancakes and the fiery Scotch Bonnet.