Happy Hallowe’en

My friend Ashlea all decked out.
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You had to know these were coming :D

Why don’t witches wear a flat cap?
There’s no point in it.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Have you heard about the poor witch who became a millionaire?
It was a rags to witches story.

Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.

Why don’t skeletons go out in the winter?
The cold goes right through them.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.

What is a baby ghosts favorite fairy tale?
Sleeping Boo-ty.

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.

Why was the mummy sent to jail?
It was running a pyramid scheme.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life gourd.

What kind of TV would you find in a haunted house?
A wide scream.

What do you call two married spiders?
Newly webs.

NOW IT’S YOUR TURN!