Don’t watch

This fine fashionable piece of junk was gathered somewhere along the way on long forgotten travels. (Or more likely, in a Christmas Cracker)

In elegant rose gold with a starry sky dial and a diamond encrusted fragment of glass embedded in the 12 o’clock figure, a magnetic strap to set it off, it is the envy of anyone who sees it.

More to the point, it is getting late and I have hardly stirred all day and need a photograph!