What's got a hazelnut in every bite?
'Oi, you! Yes, you with the camera and the inappropriate flipflops! Stop standing on me nuts!'
'I beg your pardon? Don't flatter yourself, Mr Squirrel - I'm nowhere near your nuts!'
'Yes you are. I distinctly heard them crunch.'
'Don't be ridiculous. If I'd stamped on your nuts, I think we'd have heard screaming rather than crunching.'
'You're very coarse. Unlike my hazelnuts, which your massive hooves have just ground to a fine dust!'
'Ah. You mean the nuts under the trees? Well why shouldn't I stand on them?'
'Because that's my larder! How would you like it if I ran amok in your fridge, trampling all over your dinner?'
'Well as long as you kept your paws off my lovely Nutella.....'
'Nutella? Is she a squirrel? She sounds the kind of gal who'd like what I've got to offer.....'
'Bollocks.'
'Exactly. So like I said.....quit standing on them!'
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