What am I ?

If you know what this plant is please tell me. I bought it, planted it in a container a day or so ago, threw away the label and have no idea what it is.  The title also refers to me being an idiot. As well as not keeping a note of the name I dragged a lot of fairly heavy stuff round the garden yesterday thinking that it would be OK if I didn't lift it.  Ha !   By the time I went to bed my replacement hip was killing me to the extent that I couldn't sleep. Read, tried the sofa, went back to bed and at about half past three eventually slept not waking until late.  So I've had a relatively quiet day.  A certain amount of ivy was cut back as the starlings kept demolishing the fat ball feeder and the bits kept disappearing in the undergrowth. Finally found another feeder which I hope is going to be more robust.  Chatted to Andy who was washing his car then went to the Pillars to buy a few odds and ends.  The pain in my hip has gone down as the day's gone on and I'm hoping I've learned a lesson but who knows.  Only time will tell.