SPEAKING REINDEER

I paid a visit to the local Santas Grotto which turned out to be an extensive affair. I needed to be press a button in order to induce the reindeer to speak which it did only to grumble that he/she was overworked and underpaid. I then had a strange discussion with a member of staff as to where the reindeer comes from. She said Greenland whereas I said Lapland. I went on my way with no agreement.