"Hey, lady, I said no more pictures!"

Ok, I know you did, but I couldn't help it! I was driving by and there you were, right by the r0ad, standing tall, as handsome as you are.
I couldn't resist that look you gave me, kind of in a flirty way. As I stood on the side of the road, looking at you with my camera in focus, our eyes met.
I began to shoot, and you began to walk closer. I thought it was because you were happy to see me. But, then I realized that wasn't the case at all.
As you walked closer, I walked back a few steps, almost in the middle of the road.
Suddenly, I think I saw your nostrils flare! I looked at the very thin barbed wire fence between us and I realized that if you got aggrevated enough, you could just jump right over it!
So, I'm sorry Mr. Buffalo, I can't promise I won't be back. Next time I'll hide behind a tree, so you can't see me!