Wait

The Big One: What do you do? 
Tiny: I am standing.
The Big One: Why? 
Tiny: I am waiting.
The big One: On what? 
Tiny: I heard that the Other Big One is going to cook lasagna for dinner, so I am waiting for it. 
The Big One: Dinner is not yet for several hours. 
Tiny: I am patient. I do not want to be left without lasagna.

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