Drunk

Anyone feeling a bit peculiar might want to stop reading now...

There was a single glass of white wine left in the fridge last night, and as it had been a lovely warm day, I thought I would 'treat' myself. I sat at my desk, working and sipping the fine Chardonnay (reduced from £10 to £5), when I suddenly realised I was about to drink something else, and promptly spat out this half-drowned and probably very drunken fly, still squirming.

Needless to say, the rest of the wine went down the sink...