Shell-shocked

WTF?!?!? 
So this is it?! The famous Outside World I heard so much about over the last few weeks. 
It's way too big. I am feeling a bit queasy. And it's shagging cold. What's that cold, cold raging breath I feel blowing all over my fur?! 
Where can I apply for a refund? Someone, pleeeeease, take me back inside, where things are warm, and deliciously still, and where I am Lord and Master. 
Pleeeeeease, take me back in. Now. NOW! Miaow. MIAOW!