#SorryNotSorry

not that Fooqkface von Clownstick was there or cares what I think, but I got it out of my system.

Anyway, cool  (?) story: my father, who happens to be a 70 sthg blond man who tans easily, lost 2 stone over the summer. Apparently, now that he has lost the weight, kids in my home area are going up to him to ask for selfies with some borrowed baseball hats. He had no idea what was going on for ages until some girl said he looked like Trump, hahahaha. Imagine losing weight only to be told now you look like the Mango Mussolini. 

FFS.... this technically makes me Ivanka?!!