Rats with Wings

Seagulls, don't you just love the cuddly little things? The way they rip open the rubbish bags and strew it all around, just like a playful puppy. And the way they dive-bomb you in the street like mini-Stukas armed with exploding crap bombs (OK, maybe not yet but just wait till those eggs hatch). And the dawn chorus of a whole seagull choir doing their best Florence Foster Jenkins impression - ah, what bliss.

I really need to invest in a better 'don't nest on my roof' deterrent.