Antechamber to Hell

They say that hell has many rooms.... Las Vegas, Nevada airport is one of those rooms.  In the perfect words of the band, Guess Who: 
Colored lights can hypnotize 
 [please] Sparkle someone else's eyes.  American Woman 
Air travel in the USofA is broken.

I am only now recovering from Monday's torture flight (normally 3.5 hours on a non-stop) but instead ended up taking 22 hours!  This included a dead car battery at the airport carpark at 3 AM in the morning :-( 

The lovely daughter and I set out at 9 AM Monday, and ended at 5 AM Tuesday when she dropped me off at the farm at which I am farm-sitting. Because it's said that misery loves company, I am opening up comments for a little commiseration.