Could’ve been …

… a deer or two but went with a freaky Maddie blip. A good Christmas Eve - keep thinking I’ve done everything then something else pops up. Early evening I realised we needed Christmas crackers, so armed with a Christmas pudding vodka (amazingly delicious especially when kept in the freezer) I set to work, making it up as I went along. Looked ok but had no idea if the ad hoc design would work in the cracker snap noise department. ( spoiler alert - they didn’t but the home made hats and Beano Christmas jokes went down a storm).