Wednesday the 28th, Part IV

Wednesday the 28th, Part IV, is nowhere near as good as Friday the 13th, but it has the same effect on me.
I'm the biggest chicken in the world when it comes to horror films, I find them... scary. And as such, avoid them like the plague. The same is true for Mrs. Ottawacker's choice of rainy-day TV. Escape to the Country or Location! Location! Location! or whatever mindless inanity is currently on offer has me heading to the kitchen or the computer or somewhere out of the earshot of the moronic asininity being offered. 
Unless it's being presented by Ginny Buckley, of course.