I've finally turned into my dad

I sent off for my first miracle health potion. Actually I think it's more stealth than health. What does it do? I can't really remember, it either turns me into a full on female version of a too many djs type mash up of Steve McQueen and Bobby Gillespie, or it just cages my curls. Yes, that's it, it just smooths my hair. We shall see. We shall see.