It's a full-on weekend of partying, so I anticipate I shall have little to blip other than blurry photos of people drinking and/or shouting the lyrics of "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers.

Strangely, wig parties are all the go at the moment.

And yes, I should have made sure that renegade strand of brown hair was tucked under Leah's wig.... but we weren't planning to take this photo. it just happened. So rather than saying it's lacking attention to detail, let's say it has ...authenticity.