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I felt significantly better today. It didn’t hurt that it was sunny with a high of 77°/25°. I managed to go out to take a ride. As soon as I saw this I thought BLIP! I’m a total Peanuts fan. The fresh air was great but now I’m kind of tired.

The pulmonologist called to tell me that my CT had no significant changes from the last one. Let’s just say I was assertive in my opinion about my care and interpretation of the results. She’s leaving so I really don’t give a hoot.

I need something to eat for dinner. I ran out of soup. I never run out of soup. I usually have so much soup it expires. Speaking of soup, are there any old Seinfeld fans out there? My favorite episode was the Soup Nazi. This is a 5 minute compilation of scenes. It makes me laugh out loud. Worth every minute. Check it out if you have time.

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do you know the difference a mailbox and a cow?
If your answer is no, you’d better not become a postal carrier.

An elderly lady was yelling into her mailbox. I asked her what she was doing. She said she was sending a voice mail.

I scared the postman when I came to the door naked. I don’t know what shocked him more, that I was naked or that I knew where he lived.

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox that said I can have sex at 73. That’s awesome because I live at 71.