The longest legs in the world

It was while waiting for Ottawacker Jr. to emerge from school, a process that seemingly takes longer every day, that I noticed the size of my legs. I hadn't before seen that they are abnormally long and, given that I am 5'2" or thereabouts, it set me off wondering how I might position myself in favourable lights to appear taller. This is something that Raheny_Eye (himself 4'11") has already mastered, and I am keen to follow suit.

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