Two gallons please and...

Check the oil, clean the screen and the front driver side tyre pressure.... and keep the change from my ten shilling note. Thank you sir! It's 2013 not 1953 and the times they are a changing. And just because you've left your blip to the last minute again is no reason to inflict this drivel on me! Thank you. I would appreciate the change after all!
Old petrol pump seen in service garage in Bristol?