When I die

When I die I will go someplace where I am forced to fill out forms all day. Every form will have a question that I can only find the answer to by filling out another form. Or I’ll have to redo the form. Or I’ll learn that I didn’t complete the form.

When I come back from the trip, of course I’ll have to fill out more forms so I can get compensated for the money I spend on hotel etc. 

I’m never traveling for the government again. 

Class ended today. I’ve been recommending it to other people already. 

Tonight Karen and her mom were joking around about how to make me happy so I bring her here again. Earlier I carried a bug out of the house and just now we learned that Karen carried a bug only out of her room so Karen’s mom agreed she definitely loved me more. 

Samuel has survived so far. Tomorrow night he’ll be stuck eating his regular food. 

We have more horrendous police brutality in the news again. It’s unbearable. 

Poland will send an additional 60 tanks to Ukraine on top of the 14 German-made Leopard 2 tanks it has already promised. Poland has already sent 250 tanks this invasion. Canada said it would send four Leopard 2 battle tanks. Norway said it will also send Leopards. Spain said it was open to doing so. (Weird thing to say?)
Between 15 September – when the hotline was launched – and 20 January, 6,543 Russian personnel contacted the Ukrainian government’s I Want to Live hotline to surrender.
Ukraine said it is setting up drone assault companies within its armed forces that will be equipped with Starlink satellite communications. 
Japan tightened sanctions against Russia today following its latest wave of missile attacks in Ukraine. 

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