Rear end

Well, the thing is I do object to being an Emergency Blip.  

I reckon that if I am going to be a Blip at all (and I;m not a fan) then it should be a proper posed portrait.  Except that SHE says it's impossible for me to pose for a portrait.  I do not like cameras!

So there you go - it's my rear end or nothing.  But do take note of my lovely slim legs.  I is very proud of my legs, but SHE says they look like a pair of plus fours, except that I do not know what they are, but I strongly suspect that it's not a compliment.