Purple Produce

Presenting a punnet of perfect, pulchritudinous, plump produce in its prime. Positively pulsating with plentiful, preventive perks to ensure a preeminent physique!

Perhaps you are pondering this prodigious puffery, and pronounce "Pfft! Perchance she's psycho" -- Panic not, prized pals, it's just PURPLE prose!

Phew.