Mmm, we'll get back to you on that one...

I would have just loved sitting in on the new products meeting when this one came up:

'Guys, guys! I've got a great idea - let's make an air freshener out of compacted sheep shit and make it smell like daffodils...'

(What's even more surreal than the product itself is the fact it was included in a welcome pack provided by my current employer. Wasn't entirely sure how to take that.)

And yes, it does smell like...