Pain In The Neck

I've had a dodgy neck for years, and finally... After occupational health, workstation assessment(s), hey - "You need a new chair!" [Ed.: No, just need a chair, period.]
Doesn't stop me cycling fortunately, but still...

Nice man at local firm said...

"First we need to examine your spine properly Mr H. Oh, that's easy to see what's going on. OK, there's no need to be chubby, we'll have you twistin' again in no time..."