I've Made my Valentine's Move

Let me tell you how:

1) Tempt the Kindly Mister away from the Wretched One.
2)  Pretend to have an altercation with an electric fence.
3)  Squeal.
4)  Limp.
5)  Make a faux attempt to resist being carried in the rucksack.
6)  Give in.
7)  And enjoy!