Goat

Not "Greatest Of All Time", a proper goat.  Although, I guess that sportspeople who are described as GOATs are also proper. Maybe even proper GOATs though the arguments always seem to revolve around who might be the GOAT. We recently saw a tall American gentleman beat the previous highest number of points in basketball - is he now the GOAT or is it measured in another way? Professional footballers now are playing a different game to that played by George Best or Colin Bell - how can anyone make any kind of sensible comparison?

This goat business isn't as simple as it might seem, is it?