A man was sitting in a pickup truck when I exited the store. I walked past him to my car and noticed what he had in the truck bed. I moseyed over to him and said, “Sorry, I can’t resist. You’ve got me stumped.”  We both laughed.

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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he began to swing at the tree when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree.“
The lumberjack nodded and grinned…
“And you will dialogue.”