Waspidistra

The rain clattered down all morning so I stayed in. The rain clattered down all afternoon so I stayed in some more. Headed out to tenpin this evening when the forecast was for sleet and snow but nothing, not even a blustery wee shower. I was almost disappointed. That was a lie.
So here’s some dead aspidistra leaves relaxing on a fern. They fell there naturally. Wait, that was another lie.
Must be the weather, I don’t usually lie. No, wait …