Deconstructed

This is how I feel this morning. Both dogs refuse to be left in a room by themselves, even if they’re asleep. I’ve managed to sort out sleeping with them in the room by keeping them off the bed. Last night buddie decided he MUST be on the bed. Every time I dropped off, he jumped on. I would let him, as I do with Crumpet, except he is in almost constant motion, licking himself, wriggling, huffing and edging closer to my head. If given free reign he would sleep on my head like a Russian hat. So we had a 8 hour battle.
The deer was knocked off a wardrobe by one of the cats, or a poltergeist.