Normie

This is Norman. He lives with Dark rose in my old house. He couldn’t be bothered to greet me at the door, despite the fact I was having the most shite day ever.
Car broke down this morning, Bleb needed to be taken to the next village for his haircut, and I needed to meet Sir N at the end of the school day.
Long story short, finally managed to arrange for the car to be towed to nearby garage tomorrow where I hope they can sort it. 
If not, I will have to rely on the monster van hired from Green Motion.. talking of motion, did I mention Normie, the shite cat.