The athletic hare

My pal J called at 9.30 this morning to see if I was up for an impromptu day trip to Chippenham Park near Newmarket. Of course! says I, being a bit bored and fed up. Cue a delightful time among the glorious spring flowers and several intriguing metal sculptures. This graceful hare was my favourite although the leaping frogs in extras are a very close second.

So we have a lying *h1t of an exPM who admits to lying and yet being too stupid to even recognise his own rules, allegedly. I can’t bear the thought of watching the select committee hearing tomorrow but I hope somehow he pays handsomely for his deceit and disrespect to all covid victims.