Lessons

Before school starts I like to teach the kids the really important life lessons while they are still fresh.

This morning it was balancing coins on your elbow and then catching them mid-air. Always sure to impress. Eve can now do seven 2p pieces at once and Joe has patented his own high-air-elbow-flick move.

Tomorrow I'll move on to bashing a beer tray off your head while standing on a chair and singing "Rawhide".